Perhaps I should sleep, but first, my premium guide for Tempest in Heroes of Newerth!
Jungle until Portal Key!
Port in!
Cast ultimate!
Rub nipples!
My back hurts.
The Geomancer from Heroes of Newerth is cool.
See you tommorrow or whenever my back stops torturing me.
So I built three Behemoth’s Hearts on Defiler. Went 14-10-17 and carried the team to a victory.
But I built three Behemoth’s Hearts on Defiler. I had over 5K HP.
I can remember at some point saying “I’ve got 4960 HP. I am so hard right now.” But they were all a bunch of brazilians who couldn’t understand shit besides random pinging, so that little moment of perversion and sexual immaturity in Heroes of Newerth will be forever lost.
The banlist is growing!
Madman doesn’t take Barrell Roll until level 8.
How did he managed to get to level 8 anyway.
That awesome moment when you cast a perfect ultimate as Tempest and your “teammate” Peebles throws you at the enemy.
For fuck’s sake you brazilians are incredibly bad at this game.
At least learn english so you can understand basic directions.
Ahem.
So I played with Gunblade. It was a lot of fun except this was a motherfucker one hour game where I got 7 kills.
SEVEN KILLS.
One hell of a carry I am.
Still we won for some reason.
Played Fayde a few times. Surprisingly fun, but I gotta learn how to use the Codex efficiently: enemies are always an ass grabbing away from death and they tend to run away because I can’t aim the Codex correctly due to auto skill shot mode.
I won all the games I went K<D and lost the one I went K>D. This is incongruent.
A game hint everyone needs to see.
And the next thing you think is that everyone should ward.
Right?
RIGHT!?!
You know what’s funny about Midas? You get to farm like no one’s business, yet there are absolutely no items you can buy to actually deal enough damage to be relevant late game.
Defiler concept art.
I always wondered why the Defiler’s got such big boobs. She’s a revenant or whatever. I also couldn’t ever understand her face.
